I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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