I wanna passion pit in your ass
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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