Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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