grandma shit on top of the toilet
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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