the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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