Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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