what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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