It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
