hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Randomize
