DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
it's like heaven, but drunker
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Randomize