Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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