Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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