You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize