Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I understand Curling. That high.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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