That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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