Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
just come out here and I will go home with you...
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
well you can't waste a boner
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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