its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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