I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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