Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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