I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I just want to make out with him forever
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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