I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i came on her dog
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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