So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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