I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
this just has baby written all over it
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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