I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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