I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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