it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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