its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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