he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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