Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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