sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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