I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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