whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
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