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i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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