next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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