the day after is always just damage control
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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