I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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