There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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