Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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