That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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