i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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