Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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