Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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