what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize
