careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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