She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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