Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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