So drunk, too bad you don't want this
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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