you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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