You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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