hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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