we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
There's always time for handjobs
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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