How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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