Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
We're not piercing ourselves today.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Randomize
