if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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